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Homo hablis telemarketus

Homo habilis telemarketus is the earliest known species of the human telemarketer.  It existed from approximately 2.2 to 1.6 million years ago in east Africa.  Very little is known of its life or mental capabilities, although the stone tools shown on the left  are thought to have been fashioned by this species.  Instead of traveling from hut to hut, Homo habilis telemarketus was able to throw rocks from a centrally located area...thus saving time.  Note the inscribed pictorial representation of the telephone at the bottom right of the photo.

Was Homo habilis telemarketus a hunter of large game and a successful competitor with the great predators of Africa--lions, leopards, hyenas? Or was this species an opportunistic taker of small game and a scavenger? Present evidence cannot answer the question, but based on the profile of a modern day telemarketer, a scavenging role seems more likely.


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